Ah Kurt. How you tempt me with your magnificent shoes. Sadly your footwear creations are currently out of my price range. But a girl can dream, can’t she?

Especially if the dream involves a platform heel covered in jewel studding. With a giant, adjustable bow for good measure (which can be removed for the more demure among you)

Sure, some might call it overly glitzy. Brash, perhaps. But Christmas party shoes are supposed to be over the top and glamorous. Right?

KG by Kurt Geiger Eucalyptus: £160.